The Most Advanced Computer Lab in the World

So my teacher informed us today that the computer lab that we were in was the most advanced computer lab in the world. The computers were specifically built for DMACC and were special order. They look super legit but seriously, they suck so fucking hard. These things are slower than shit. You'd think if it was so fucking advanced that I could blink an eye and be surfing the internet waves seamlessly and flawlessly. Not the case. Instead I was twiddling my thumbs and staring at the clock waiting for class to end. FAIL for overpriced pieces of shit. Here it is anyway.